A baby onesie with mop-like pads on the arms and legs, designed to clean the floor as your baby crawls!

A hands-free stylus that you wear on your nose, allowing you to use your phone while eating or multitasking.

Tiny umbrellas that attach to your shoes to protect them from rain—because wet shoes are annoying!

A pillow shaped like a human arm and chest, designed to provide the feeling of a comforting hug.

A brand of water marketed as “diet-friendly,” even though regular water has zero calories anyway!

A padded pillow that covers your entire head, letting you nap comfortably anywhere—airports, offices, or even park benches.

A pizza cutter combined with a pair of scissors, allowing you to cut and serve a perfect slice in one motion.

A rubber mask designed to help tone facial muscles and reduce wrinkles by forcing you to make exaggerated expressions.

A tiny, mobile fish tank with wheels, designed so pet goldfish can “go for a walk” outside.

A T-shirt with a labeled grid on the back so you can tell someone exactly where to scratch when you have an itch.